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(440): View more from Ohio

do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?

(1-440): View more from Ohio

you should probably use water

(440): View more from Ohio

i dont have any

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(214): View more from Texas

My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk

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(613): View more from Ontario

Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.

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(727): View more from Florida

I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.

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(949): View more from California

I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.

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