Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Dick very happy bro
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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