are you so shy because you have an std?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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