it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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