Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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