He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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