she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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