She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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