i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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