I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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