3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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