I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize