the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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