I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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