I love black thongs
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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