You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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