You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
we're so committed to being not committed
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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