think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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