piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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