Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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