Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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