if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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