I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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