Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
he's gonorrhea incarnate
The struggles of a small town man whore
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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