Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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