Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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