I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
