It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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