What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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