question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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