i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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