I don't think brook has ever known best
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize