I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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