i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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