3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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