Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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