Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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