420 ftw
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I think your dad took our porno
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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