theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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