yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Can I color on your dick again?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
