Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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