And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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