I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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