Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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