I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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