I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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