Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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