It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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