its not stalking. its research.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
i think i just lost a toe
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize