I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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