Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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