I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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