Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
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