did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
