My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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