Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Dignity is for republicans.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
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