i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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