Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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