hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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