I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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