hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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