Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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