wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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